"Less is More" and Other Lies
It seems recently there has been a trend towards downsizing that is, quite frankly, alarming. What ever happened to the days of 5,000 square-foot McMansions packed to the rafters with little porcelain figurines in curio cabinets and formal dinnerware with place settings for 30?
It used to be that you could tell a person's wealth by the number of throw pillows on their 20-foot sectional sofas. Now it's all about more tastefully-sized homes with nicer amenities and far less cabinet space to display your tin cannister collection.
Come on, people. Let's put an end to this craziness and get back to the old ways. Buy a bunch of this stuff. Together, we will ensure that socially irresponsible consumerism lives on forever.
Features
- Experience your best shower ever with the 30-setting ultra-luxury chrome shower head
- Choose from 14 single and 16 mixed flow patterns
- Shower heads can be used separately or together for up to 30 different settings
- Advanced 3-zone precision flow dial with self-cleaning jets
- Click lever dial for easy turning
- 3-way water diverter with built-in adjustable angle mount diverts water flow where you want it
- Ergonomic handle gives you an extra-comfortable grip
- Crafted from plastic and stainless steel with premium chrome finish
- Installs in minutes without tools
- Includes 59" stainless steel super flexible hose with 100% brass inserts and nuts
Shipping Note: Eligible for shipping to all 50 states
Warranty: Limited Lifetime Interlink
Specs
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Flexible Hose Length: | 59" |
Gallons Per Minute: | 2.5 GPM |
In the Box:
- (1) 3816 30-Setting Dual Combo Shower
Specs
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Flexible Hose Length: | 59" |
Gallons Per Minute: | 2.5 GPM |
In the Box:
- (1) 3816 30-Setting Dual Combo Shower
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