Ding Dong
Ernie was 100% genuine Americana, a dusty relic of a bygone era. The days of the door-to-door salesmen were long gone. The proliferation of online shopping over the past 15 plus years had made sure of that. Truthfully, however, sales hadn't been all that steady for more than 20. Still, he got up every morning, brushed off his best suit, and kissed Marjorie (his wife of 65 years) goodbye before heading out with the latest model loaded into the trunk of his '85 Lincoln Continental. Today it was the Dyson DC34 handheld, and boy was it a beaut!
Most people didn't even come to the door when he rang the bell. Some would look curiously through the peep hole and then pretend they weren't home. The ones who did open the door would usually shut it so fast, he didn't even have a chance to tell them about the Root Cyclone technology or the 22.2 volt lithium-ion battery.
And that's usually how it went for old Ernie. Day after day. Week after week. Year after year. Until he happened upon a high-rise apartment building in the heart of town. He didn't know why, and he didn't ask questions. But for some reason, the people in this apartment were crazy about his vacuums. They couldn't get enough of them. He had sold more in the last four months than he had the previous four years.
There were the two Electrolux's he sold to that pretty young girl and the building super, and then the Dyson DC33 to the middle-aged spitfire with the foul mouth. He had also sold a Dyson DC23 to some long-haired gentleman with a funny accent who didn't seem to care much for shirts. And finally, the Dyson DC14 AND the LG PetCare Canister Vac to the couple with the new puppy.
Ernie knew his luck was bound to run out sooner or later. But not today. No, Sir. Not with the DC34. With its dual power mode and lightweight, ergonomic handling, it was a real humdinger! He figured he could secure orders for at least two, maybe three. After all, there were more than 20 floors in this building, and he didn't intend to stop until he had knocked on every single door.
Features
- The Dyson DC34, powered by the Dyson digital motor that spins up to three times faster than conventional electric motor, has the highest suction of any other handheld
- Root Cyclone technology—Patented technology that doesn’t lose suction power as you vacuum
- 22.2 volt Lithium-ion battery—Releases charge evenly with no drop off and recharges up to three times faster than others
- Hygienic and quick to empty—Just push the button to release the dirt
- Dual power mode—15 minutes of high constant suction or 6 minutes of MAX power for more difficult tasks
- Lightweight and ergonomic—Only 2.9 lbs with balanced weight distribution for easy handling
- Lifetime washable filter
The Postal Service now forbids shipping lithium batteries, or any items containing them, outside the US. We need a stateside physical address within the 48 contiguous states to ship your order to. Sorry, APO/FPO customers.
Warranty: 180 Day Dyson
Specs
Specifications | |
Patented cyclone technology: | Root Cyclone™ technology |
Suction power: | 15 minutes of 28 airwatts or 6 minutes of 65 airwatts (constant) |
Movement type: | Handheld |
Filter: | Lifetime washable filter |
Bin capacity: | 0.09 Gallons |
Tools / accessories: |
Combination accessory tool Crevice tool |
Dimensions: | 8.1”H x 12.7”D x 4.4”W |
Weight: | 2.9 lbs |
The Postal Service now forbids shipping lithium batteries, or any items containing them, outside the US. We need a stateside physical address within the 48 contiguous states to ship your order to. Sorry, APO/FPO customers.
In the box:
(1) Dyson 21510-02 DC34 Handheld Vacuum
- Operating Manual
- Battery
- AC/DC Power Adapter and Battery Charger
- Quick Start Guide
- Warranty Information
- Product Registration Card
Specs
Specifications | |
Patented cyclone technology: | Root Cyclone™ technology |
Suction power: | 15 minutes of 28 airwatts or 6 minutes of 65 airwatts (constant) |
Movement type: | Handheld |
Filter: | Lifetime washable filter |
Bin capacity: | 0.09 Gallons |
Tools / accessories: |
Combination accessory tool Crevice tool |
Dimensions: | 8.1”H x 12.7”D x 4.4”W |
Weight: | 2.9 lbs |
The Postal Service now forbids shipping lithium batteries, or any items containing them, outside the US. We need a stateside physical address within the 48 contiguous states to ship your order to. Sorry, APO/FPO customers.
In the box:
(1) Dyson 21510-02 DC34 Handheld Vacuum
- Operating Manual
- Battery
- AC/DC Power Adapter and Battery Charger
- Quick Start Guide
- Warranty Information
- Product Registration Card
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 3m 21.225s
Purchaser Experience
Purchaser Seniority
Quantity Breakdown
Percentage of Sales Per Hour
12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 |
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