Killer Suction
Ernie had finally met his match with Stan, and he was now groveling to his estranged wife with hopes of a reconciliation that would lead her to call him off.
"Just like the fade-free 22.2V lithium ion battery in this Dyson DC35 handheld vac, my affections for you have never faded."
Marjorie looked skeptical, but she let him continue.
"And just like these anti-static carbon fiber brushes, you are still ultra-fine after all these years."
She scrunched up her nose at the last remark, as if she had just tasted something sour. But Ernie was undeterred.
"My biggest regret is throwing away 60 plus years of memories with you. Just like the lifetime filter in this vacuum never needs to be, a marriage as strong as ours can never be replaced."
Marjorie sighed. She just couldn't take it anymore.
"Ernie. I don't know what you're blathering on about, but if this is about Stan moving in on your territory, and by that I mean your precious vacuum business, you will be happy to know that he won't be a problem for you any more."
A huge smiled crossed Ernie's face, and with a lot of effort, he slowly got up from his knees.
"You mean, it's over between the two of you?"
"You could say that," said Marjorie. "He's dead."
"Oh!" Ernie exclaimed, shocked. "Heart attack?"
"Yeah."
"Huh ..." he said and then paused for a moment. " ... so you think we should send flowers?"
Features
- Root cyclone patented technology doesn’t lose suction power as you vacuum
- Weighing a mere 4.85 pounds and is cordless offering you greater freedom
- Fade-free 22.2V lithium-ion battery releases charge evenly throughout use and recharges up to 3 times faster than others
- Powered by the Dyson digital motor up to 3 times faster than conventional motors
- Dual Power Mode provides 15 minutes of high constant suction (13 minutes with motorized floor tool attached) or 6 minutes on MAX power for more difficult tasks
- Detachable long-reach 26.1 " wand cleans up high, down low and in tight gaps
- Ideal for quick, flexible cleaning on all floor types, stairs, upholstery and inside the car
- Powerful centrifugal forces spin dust and dirt out of the air and into the bin
- Debris nozzle converts to a brush tool for dusting
- High velocity airflow crevice tool ideal for cleaning base boards and in-between furniture
- Hygienic and quick to empty, with no need to touch the dirt. Just push the button
- Lifetime filter never needs to be replaced. Just wash every 3 to 6 months
- Docking station stores and recharges vacuum and stores attachments
Motorized Floor Tool
- Motorized floor tool with carbon fiber brushes
- Ultra-fine, anti-static carbon fiber brushes clean hard floors
- Rotating nylon brushes remove ground-in dirt from carpet
- Pivots 180 degrees without losing contact with floor
- Cleaner head stays flat to the floor when pulling backward and when vacuum is fully reclined for maximum suction under couches, beds, etc.
- Velour bumper protects furniture and walls
Shipping Note: Shipping to Alaska, Hawaii, PO Boxes and APO addresses not available for this item
Warranty: 6 Month Dyson
Specs
Specifications: | |
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Patented cyclone technology: | Root Cyclone Technology |
Suction power Air Watts (constant): |
65 Air Watts at end of wand in Max Mode 28 Air Watts at end of wand in Standard Mode |
Cleaner Head / Floor Tool: | Motorized floor tool with carbon fiber brushes |
Bin Capacity: | 0.09 gallons |
Power: | 22.2V Lithium-Ion Battery |
Dimensions: | 44.1”(H) x 9.1”(W) x 11.8”(D) |
Weight: | 4.85 lbs |
In the box:
- Dyson DC35 Multi Floor Vacuum - Blue
- Lithium-Ion Battery
- AC/DC Power Adapter
- Wall Mountable Battery Charging Base (Docking Station)
- Quick Start Guide
- 26.1" Wand
- Motorized Floor Tool
- Combination Accessory Tool
- Crevice Tool
- Operating Manual
Specs
Specifications: | |
---|---|
Patented cyclone technology: | Root Cyclone Technology |
Suction power Air Watts (constant): |
65 Air Watts at end of wand in Max Mode 28 Air Watts at end of wand in Standard Mode |
Cleaner Head / Floor Tool: | Motorized floor tool with carbon fiber brushes |
Bin Capacity: | 0.09 gallons |
Power: | 22.2V Lithium-Ion Battery |
Dimensions: | 44.1”(H) x 9.1”(W) x 11.8”(D) |
Weight: | 4.85 lbs |
In the box:
- Dyson DC35 Multi Floor Vacuum - Blue
- Lithium-Ion Battery
- AC/DC Power Adapter
- Wall Mountable Battery Charging Base (Docking Station)
- Quick Start Guide
- 26.1" Wand
- Motorized Floor Tool
- Combination Accessory Tool
- Crevice Tool
- Operating Manual
Sales Stats
- Speed to First Woot:
- 1m 29.667s
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